Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

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"When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you."

Lemony Snicket (via dailydoseofbookssauce)

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It’s estimated that there are more stars and planets in the universe than there are cells in our body but some people are still talking about how gay people are going to hell

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this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

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my precious fluffiest cloud birb……….

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why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

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why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

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